The Ten Commandments of Twitter

I. Twitter is thy social network, thou shalt not have other social networks before it.

II. Thou shalt not make for thyself any other social network in the likeness of Twitter.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of Twitter in vain.

IV. Remember the FollowFriday and MusicMonday, keep those days sacred.

V. Honor thy friend and thy follower.

VI. Thou shalt not kill timelines.

VII. Thou shalt not steal tweets.

VIII. Thou shalt not commit adultery, since most people on Twitter are kids & teens.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against TeamFollowBack.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's profile design, nor his friends, nor his followers, nor his tweets, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.